Funny Fail Pictures

I sure wouldn't want to be inside this crazy bus when this happened, lol! Not to mention that it must have scared all the poor little fishes!

Big bridge fail. This is probably a "false fail" (photoshop or something) but still it makes you wonder how people would feel if this actually happens. In fact it can be happening at this very moment, OMG!

"Free Care Service: Free brake  check while you wait… 32 years". Imagine having to wait for 32 years to have your car brakes checked! Insane.

Some funny Dallas Cowboys t-shirts, the "Got Five?", the "Want Six?" shirts and another using the Dallas Cowboys star as a target with blood on it, lol!

 

I spotted this funny picture today when I visited a travel agency website, this fail is not easy to notice because its not in the English section of the site, but in the Portuguese one. So, to see it you need to click the Portuguese flag at the top of the site, its the little green and red flag.

Now you are seeing the page for the Portuguese travels and you can see that the same best travel deals area ("our best deals) is still there in the middle of the page, but it is now showing best deals for the Portuguese travelers, and here is where the funny fail picture is and where the fun begins!

It is offering cheap rooms in New York, it says "New York – Rooms from 40€". The fail is in the name of the city, "New" in Portuguese (and in this case) is "Nova", but they got it wrong and it actually says "Nuova". I think the guys who did this probably weren't sure of it, so they decided to use the Italian word, or mix the Spanish translation to "New" ("Nueva") with the Portuguese one ("Nova"), and they came out with this "Nuova" thing for their Portuguese travel offers page.

Destinia, by the way, looks pretty good as an online travel agency. They offer a lot of special offers, hotels, cheap flights, apartments, car rentals, and they make it pretty easy to visitors to find hotels no matter what their travel destiny is.

Just write the name of the destination you want, click one of the many links on the page, or choose from their best sellers. Some of them are: Morocco, with rooms from 18 €, Egypt (rooms from 22 €), Czech Republic (31 €), United Kingdom (42 €), France (44 €), United States (46 €), and more. Check them all out at: Europe Hotels.

List of fail quotes and phrases from famous people such as Winston Churchill, Oscar Wilde, George Bernard Shaw and others. My favorite phrase is the one that says "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work", lol!

Fail Phrases

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not capable of cashing in on the experience. Elbert Hubbard.

A garden is always a series of losses set against a few triumphs, like life itself. May Sarton.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw.

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. Winston Churchill.

Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied. Pearl S. Buck.

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. Oscar Wilde.

Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his failures as from his successes. John Dewey.

Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. We get very little wisdom from success, you know. William Saroyan.

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: which is: Try to please everybody. Herbert B. Swope.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas Alva Edison.

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done. Samuel Smiles.

It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, than to be always right by having no ideas at all. Edward de Bono.

It is on our failures that we base a new and different and better success. Havelock Ellis.

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. Jessamyn West.

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death. Anais Nin.

Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed. Corita Kent.

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Thomas Alva Edison.

Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but to scar tissue and callus. Wallace Stegner.

My will shall shape the future. Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man's doing but my own. I am the force; I can clear any obstacle before me or I can be lost in the maze. My choice; my responsibility; win or lose, only I hold the key to my destiny. Elaine Maxwell.

Not doing more than the average is what keeps the average down. William M. Winans.

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. Robert F. Kennedy.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. Winston Churchill.

The mystery of existence is the connection between our faults and our misfortunes. Madame de Stael.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. Laurence J. Peter.

We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success. We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery. Samuel Smiles.

See more fail phrases here: Failure Quotes.

To Do lists are really great, everybody should have to do lists so they wouldn't forget about their appointments and stuff. But their lists should be a bit more serious than the ones in the funny pictures below, lol!

There is the famous Nothing to do list, a funny to do list in a t-shirt, the to do lists used by George Bush for invading Iraq, and my favorite: the "Honey to do list".

I've seen this Honey list at a website some time ago and I loved the idea behind it, it basic consists of someone creating a to do list of items for his or her loved one to do like taking out the garbage, lol! What a great idea, I'm going to try it with my loved one. (I hope she loves the idea of taking out the garbage too…)

Funny To Do Lists

Funny fitness pictures for everyone who's doing fitness exercises or reading fitness books, or has fat pigs or lazy cats...

The fitness pig picture is really funny, I also like the one with the cat on the fitness bike, he's hilarious, lol!

 

 

Funny picture of a dog with a tennis ball, or should I say "without a tennis ball"? ,lol! The dog seems to be trying hard, I sure hope he catches that ball sooner or later.