Fail Basketball

Fail Basketball.

It's important to check your teeth periodically for caries and cavities, any good dentist will tell you that. Here are some suggestions of places and situations where you can do that. It doesn't matter if it's a public or private place. If someone asks just say that a voice in your head told you to do it. They'll leave you alone.

So here are my suggestions of places where you can put your hand to a good use (not for that, you pervert!): At the dentist. At the horse tracks. While having a picnic in the park. At your mother-in-law's house during dinner. At the grocery store. At the bank (although in this case, don't do it if you notice the security guard talking to someone on the radio and staring at you at the same time. Security guards don't like it when people check for teeth cavities in public, don't ask me why). And of course: at the next basketball game.

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