Why do these guys insist in carrying enormous rocks around? Don't they know that enormous rocks can't slide to the front when you crush your truck against a tree or a house or something, and then crush you? And crushing against a house and after that being crushed by the very rock that you're transporting can be bad for your health (and ironic too)? Or maybe this was "gigantic rocks" and not "enormous rocks" (I skipped class the day they taught us about the possible effects of carrying rocks around).
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I also liked the "cities nearby" list the appears on the left of the page which is useful if you can't find what you're looking for in a specific city. And I liked the maps: Not only you can have a view of the area just by looking at a map, but you can zoom on it or drag it with your mouse (click on the map with your mouse and drag while holding the mouse button down) to see more, and you can click the numbered blue icons to see the exact location of the shop you are looking for.
The lists of businesses include, among other details, the name of the company or store, the address, and the phone number: but you have to click the little phone icon to reveal the number, this should be corrected: the number should be immediately visible without the need to click, some visitors won't know that they need to click the image to see the number.
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Some soccer games look more like kick-boxing matches. Some soccer players push, punch, and kick each other when nobody is watching (or so they think). Sometimes they hit hard body parts and they get hurt. Just look at the painful expression on this guy when he tried to hit his opponent's HARD BODY PARTS.
Some parents like to teach their kids what life is about as soon as they can, and we all know it's about learning the proper way to hold an insufflated doll, among other important things like making sure there's always beer in the fridge, etc. And this kid is trying hard to learn the doll part. He almost got it, just a little more passion and he'll be a pick-up artist for dolls in no time...
Sports are cool. But some people get them wrong. Someone should tell this guy in the picture that you're supposed to jump over the obstacle, not go under it nor HIT IT WITH YOUR HEAD. Maybe he enjoys doing things that go against the rules. I have a neighbor who likes to do that. Every morning he walks to his mailbox stepping all over my grass. And that's just wrong.
This woman is about to lose her head. Literally. I'm assuming she's a woman but if you look closely there is no real indication that it is actually a woman. If this fail picture had audio, we could check if she was screaming like a little girl. But thinking about it, men who get their heads ripped of by some sea creature also scream like little girls in their lasts moments before dying a horrible death so that wouldn't help much…
I know that some people like to personalize their cars to them look cool or to make them faster (they call it "tuning"), others are forced to do something dangerous and weird like the one in the picture until they get to the nearest car repair shop (I hope that's where he is going).
It reminds me of those cartoons where you see a character driving a car and when he looks through the window he sees one of his own tires rolling by itself next do the car. I wouldn't be surprised if that tire in the picture would start to roll by itself too.
For the previous post with the funny SOTP stop sign I had the theory that the guys who make those road signs are all drinkers. Well for this one I have a different theory (although the old one may also apply…). I think that they have their different departments inside the company and they cannot be bothered with small stuff:
There is the department of
drinkers workers who make the markings on the side of the road like the one in the picture, and there is the department of slackers workers who drive around and remove the trees, pieces of wood and tree branches that have fallen over the road.
These departments have their strict policies and rules, like one that says "a worker from one department must never disturb the piece of a worker from another department, no matter what, ever". This is why, when one of the drinkers finds a tree on the road, he'd prefer to make the line around it instead of calling the slackers from the other department and have it removed.
I have a theory. I think that the guys who write (or drawn or whatever) the stop signs on the roads are drinkers. I've come to this conclusion after seeing lots of road signs on wrong places, and this picture supports my theory: I bet they had spent the entire morning drinking before doing this SOTP stop sign. Also notice how the guy in the back can't even walk straight, his feet are all wrong.