There are three main reasons why students fail with their exams: 1) they are blonde girls, 2) they are boys who are being distracted by the hot blonde girl sitting next to them, 3) they are trying to read their study books upside down (the book is upside down, not the student).
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Here are some free tips on car parking: If you're going to park your car on top of your house make sure that the roof is strong enough to hold the car; make sure that there is enough space to move the car out and in of the roof-garage; buy a pair of airplane wings so that your car can fly in and out easily; make sure that in case the car falls down and ends up in your living room and accidently killing your mother-in-law, you have a good alibi; make sure that in case you break something, you can fix it before your wife returns from the canasta game with her friends.
Some trucks are reliable, some are not. The funny fail above shows that sometimes they can be both at the same time. Picture via Fail Blog.
Missionary positions are VERY popular. How about trying one at the First Lutheran Church? Funny picture via Fail Blog.
Mobile phones can be cheap if you look for the right place to buy them. But Bluetooth ear pieces are too expensive considering that they are just a tiny little thingy. So how do you go around that? Simple: use your mobile phone as a Bluetooth device!
Ever wonder how people can steal information from computers without the victim's knowledge? There are ways to do that, one of them is to use a "keylogger". Keyloggers (or key loggers whatever you prefer) are a piece of software that once installed on a computer will remain active in the background, undetected, it will also record everything that happens on that computer.
Then the information it grabbed is sent to someone else across the network, or retrieved by the person who installed the software. They are called keyloggers because their main function is to record key strokes, they can actually record everything that someone types in a keyboard and store that information in a text file for later use. However more advanced keyloggers can do other stuff like record browser history, visited pages, instant messages, etc.
The amazing thing is that all this happens without the computer's owner noticing anything. The keylogger runs in the background, it doesn't show any windows or icons while it's running so its as if it was invisible. Instead of installing a keylogger from a file or from a CD drive there is a better and faster way to do it using a keylogger usb (more on this later).
Just imagine this: with a good keylogger you can record someone else's msn messages, any passwords that wore typed, usernames for accessing websites, codes and passwords used to activate programs, or to access online services, and any keystrokes that happened while the keylogger was running.
Of course you should never install a keylogger or any other computer spy software on someone else's computer without their permission. You could also install it on your own computer as a way to retrieve your own stuff in case you need to.
How to install and use a keylogger?
For this example I'll use the iBot Keylogger (see picture above), it's actual name is "Stealth iBot Computer Spy" and this is one of those advanced keyloggers that I was talking about, it can do stuff like record keystrokes, record visited sites, typed passwords, and record text that was typed in instant messaging programs like msn (it doesn't matter which program was used, it records whatever is being typed on the keyboard). I think I read somewhere that it also captures screenshots which makes it even more cool!
This type of keylogger is very easy to use, you just need to 1) insert the keylogger to a free usb port, 2) wait a few seconds and then remove the keylogger from the usb port, 3) whenever you want to retrieve the information just insert the keylogger usb again. Nice! (You must have installation rights on the computer for the software to work).
This usb keylogger can be used in desktops and laptops. It really doesn't matter as long as the computer has a usb port. This is way better than using CDs or floppy disks because all computers have those usb connections. Netbooks don't have CD drives but they do have usb connectors. ;)
PS: The iBot spy uses "Tracking Bots" to track the information… I have no idea what that means. But as long as those bots do the job, they could be called Little Fairies or something and it would be fine by me.
How many hands does that woman has? I count three! This is what happens when you mess with image editing after drinking a bottle of whisky… Funny picture via Fail Blog.
Google has a feature that let's you start typing a search query and it helps you by suggesting popular queries that start by whatever you're typing. So, if you start typing something like "I am extremely", Google shows you a list of suggestions including one that says "I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"!
I'm guessing this must be searched by people after they see some martial arts movies or something. I know I'm always terrified of Chuck Norris after I see him acting, so… Funny picture via Fail Blog.
One picture is worth a thousand words. Ok, not all of them are. And tattoos have a category of their own when it comes to funny pictures, this is because of all the tattoos that have gone wrong. In this case the tattoo of a beautiful woman turns to a… how should I put it… an ugly witch with bad teeth? Funny Picture via DemotivateUs.com.
Here is a friendly tip for parents who are concerned about their kids and their tricycles: to make sure that you always know where your kids are (and where their bicycles and tricycles are) replace their tricycle's front wheel with a square one! Extra tip: The previous tip also works for your wife / husband / boyfriend / girlfriend and their respective car tires. And in case you don't have a square tricycle wheel near by, you can use a triangular one or just remove the wheels all together!
It must have been tough being on the wrong side of the force in Star Wars. Imperial guards and robots got the sh*t kicked out of them. And then there was the cold snow… You just couldn't prevent ending up face down in the snow… Why do those Jedi Masters have to be so good at what they do?
It's important that you always remember to secure your bicycle against theft. You can use a chain, a padlock and a street pole for this. Make sure that there is NO WAY POSSIBLE for wither the chain or the bicycle to be removed without the key to unlock the padlock… Picture via Fail Blog.
Love is a beautiful thing. Some guys love their girlfriends so much that they want to have pictures of them everywhere. On their desks, on their bedside tables, and on their identity documents.
Don't you hate it when someone throws a ball at your face? I guess cats must hate it too. Especially when their human friends are taking pictures of them because they think that cats being hit on the face by a toy is funny. How embarrassing!
Do you know what is the best invention after the wheel? Toilet paper. Yeah, because toilet paper is smooth, soft, and it can even save your life sometimes… Oh, and you can also use it to grate fruits, and peel apples and stuff.