No, this transportation fail is not some stunt from a James Bond movie (or is it?). But it’s also something crazy and dangerous. And the guy doesn’t even look like Sean Connery (too much hair I think). Picture via Fail Funnies.
This is what happens when you try to imitate Popeye and start eating spinach like crazy to gain muscles without having to do any body building in the gym! Plus you’ll have trouble finding a women with larger breasts than yours…
Some facts about incarceration in this infographic, at the top of them is the sad fact that the United States has the largest inmate population in the world; one in a 100 adults are in prison and jails; 2,304,115 people were incarcerated in U.S. prisons and jails in 2008; one in every 18 men in the U.S. are behind bars or being monitored; and… here are some more facts:
Facts about incarceration
This funny cat sleeping is about to fall out of the bed… good thing we’re talking about a cat and not about, say, some fat guy, because cats always fell on their feet… but what about when they’re asleep? We’ll find out in 3… 2… 1… Funny picture via the I Can Has Cheeseburger site (yes, the legend lives).
This a funny Facebook chat indeed, but only for those of us who are not Stefani, I guess she wasn’t thinking when she got her dad to make a Facebook account… Funny chat via College Humor.
What a cute little Jedi Knight kid. Now I’m thinking that someone somewhere has probably named their kids “Jedi Knight” or “Princess Leia” after watching Star Wars (or maybe even “Darth Vader”…). And some people would give everything they own (and their sister) to be that kid. So this is a Win not a Fail. Unless you’re shy and don’t like the fact that you’re photo is in all fail pictures blogs and forums out there.
This funny picture reminds of the recent Marmaduke movie. Marmaduke also has trouble going through tiny doors… that are really meant for Carlos, the cat.
Infographic about the life and death of the one dollar bill. There are some interesting facts here: the bills are composed of 25% linen and 75% cotton, and this blend of linen and cotton is why the bills don’t fall apart in the wash the way paper does; it costs the US government 6.4 cents to produce a U.S. bill; there are 16,600,000 $1 bills printed each day, but most are used to replace older bills; a $1 bill usually lasts about 21 months in regular circulation before it is collected by the bank and exchanged by new bills at the Federal Reserve Bank, and then the bill is shredded. Read more below…
Facts about the one dollar bill
The rapist search fail picture must be one of the oldest fail pictures around… Notice any similarities between the news guy and the rapist?
This building is well protected with its video surveillance system… unless the burglars decide to enter through the roof… or simply walk by the broken camera…
And now for something completely different: a list of facts about fitness expert Richard Simmons. Such as the fact that Simmons was born without a full set of bones in his feet (by the way, feet can be funny, did you read the funny facts bout feet in the previous post?); he was born July 12, 1948 in New Orleans, Louisiana; as a youth, Richard Simmons’ weight ballooned to 250 pounds, and by high school, he weighed 300 pounds; he also dabbled in some weird weight loss methods: starvation… vomiting… laxatives… read more about Richard Simmons and his appearances on the TV shows of David Letterman and Howard Stern:
Facts about Richard Simmons infographic
Multiple fails in this funny picture. And to think that all started with a simple tattoo fail. I like the “septuple fail” too, lol. And I’m sure I would like the quadruple and the sextuple fails, if only I could read them...
You should never hang anything from a pipe where there’s a sign saying: “It is against the fire code to hang anything from this pipe”. You don’t want to mess with the fire code, do you? Funny picture via Fail Blog.
Here are 17 funny facts about feet for your amusement. I bet you never thought feet could be this funny, huh? Here’s one: The record for the world’s largest feet belongs to Mathew McGrory who wears size 28 1/2 shoes! (average size is 10 1/2); there is a woman named Madeline Albrecht (no, her name is not the only funny thing about her) who holds the record for most feet sniffed at 5,600; the average person takes 10,000 steps per day; the average woman walks three miles more per day than the average male (this doesn’t surprise me: my wife spends half her day shopping and those corridors are huge); 9 out of 10 women wear shoes that are too small for them (I wish they would do the same with t-shirts); check out the other fun facts about feet in the infographic below.
Facts about feet infographic
Don’t you love playing Frisbee with your friends? It’s fun, it's healthy, and if you want more excitement you can always aim at your sister’s face (or at any innocent bystander who happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time). Don’t forget to have your mobile phone ready for the photo! And make sure you flee the scene of the crime before your sister regains consciousness.
Car paintings are getting so real I could swear this car is actually burning! Check out those flames! This is so funny its sad and I’m trying very hard no to laugh but… BuaHaHaHa! Picture via fail blog.
I’m learning a lot today with this “facts about the mouth” infographic. Listen to this: 85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube (and I thought only women with advanced training in adult movies could do this); people whose mouth has a narrow roof are more likely to snore (and I thought the reason why my wife snores was just to irritate me).
More facts: When kissing you can expect to gain 256 colonies of bacteria from your partner (so I’ll think twice before kissing someone again. Or not…); if your mouth was completely dry you would not be able to distinguish the taste of anything (so you better drink something whenever you get the chance to). Learn more interesting facts about the mouth in this infographic.
Facts about the mouth
Via: Dental Hygienist
A funny package fail. Too bad I don’t know Japanese or whatever that language is. Is that something about how to kick a man when is down, or is it a Phantom toy package? Or maybe a Halloween costume for people who like to dress themselves in orange or yellow? Via Fail Blog (of course).
Someone had the
stupid idea of creating this. I’m never going to be able to watch those National Geographic documentaries the same way after this. Children will probably be traumatized for life too and will never want to look an elephant in the face. What will they come up with next? A bicycle umbrella for people selling snowballs?