What will need to fix a broken window on your car: A broken window (if you don’t have one close by, that’s easily fixed with a baseball bat or even a rock), an extra unused window from your old wood shack, lots of cookie dough (important!).
Tip on the cookie dough: wait until your wife decides to make cookies for the church seminar or something. Then when she’s not looking, snick in the kitchen and grab as much cookie dough as you can. Later when she questions you about the missing dough, tell her you saw a little green man caring it to his space ship just before taking off.
How to repair the broken window: 1) Apply the cookie dough to the car door, 2) Press the new window on to the cookie dough and hold that there for a minute or so but be careful not to touch the stuff directly with your fingers or they might get stuck in it (some of that stuff is like cement, at least the cookie dough that my wife makes is), 3) Optionally, take a picture of it and put it online so that other people can
laugh learn from you. Funny picture above via Fail Blog.