Car washing doesn’t have to be something boring any more. Just drive over to the zoo and have your car washed by elephants. And bitten by crocodiles, scratched by tigers, and stepped on by rhinos. Now that I think about it, you’ll be lucky if you make it out of there alive!
Also, watch out for the kids feeding peanuts to the monkeys: they may think that you’re a giant peanut or something and throw you to the gorillas! (you never know what a kid is thinking when they look at you, right?).