Funny Fail Pictures

Pimp My Cube Contest

2012-01-11T14:00:00.001-08:00

This post brought to you by Contest Factory. All opinions are 100% mine.

Pimp My Cube is a new contest from Contest Factory for people who have messy cubicles at work. It's easy to enter and the prizes are valued at $1200 and are a new computer system, new desk, chair and decorations, a new high end stereo with espresso machine, etc. This grand prize goes to the winner and there is also another smaller one: a $200 gift card to be given away to a random participant. So, to enter the contest here's what you need to do (easy, easy):

Make a fun video showing the world your messy, cluttered, old office or cubicle, and explain why or how it became like that.
Visit the site and upload your video to the contest.
Invite your friends and coworkers to vote for your video.

That's it. If you win, your cube will be "pimped" with all those prizes! Right now there are not many entries so you have good chances of winning.

Tips to improve your chances (just my 2 cents): use your phone or even your webcam to create the video and give it that "amateur" look that everybody loves. Make it funny and try to make people laugh and feel good while watching it but don't force old jokes in to it. Invite the hottie blonde from the reception desk to enter the video, everybody likes to see a happy good looking female face, this will help "sell" your video. Don't make it too long. Be original.

Pimp My Cube Contest

The Contest Factory Pimp My Cube contest ends at 1/31/12 at 12:00PM.

I'm thinking of entering myself but I can't find my camera… I know It's probably here in the cubicle somewhere, maybe beneath the pile of empty pizza boxes that have been accumulated over time around my desk (I keep forgetting to take them out), or maybe beneath those old software installation CDs and computer parts boxes in the corner from when I arrived at the office 2 years ago (always throw stuff that you're not using to the closest office corner to save space, that's what I always say)…

Funny IT Guy Cartoon

2012-01-11T11:45:00.001-08:00

The Anatomy of your IT guy is a funny cartoon displaying some the distinctive characteristics of IT people. If you don't who these people are, they're the ones working behind the scenes so that you and your buddies from the office can work on your computers without any problems, among other things, and who sometimes pop up from from under your desk with wires and strange equipment when you arrive at work.

The cartoon nailed some of the main characteristics, but there are others that were omitted: IT guys have developed their own coded language to protect themselves from who knows what and often use strange words and expressions like "fried motherboard", "load balancing network", and "raid array disks" whose meanings you can only imagine; they never tuck their shirts inside their pants; they are low talkers (but they can type really fast); they are star wars fans, they spend their nights playing games like call of duty modern warfare 3 and battlefield 3 online with the other IT guys from work; and they always drop or brake something whenever the girl from the reception desk talks to them; oh and they are secretly CIA agents.

About To Fail

2012-01-11T11:10:00.001-08:00

About to fail pictures are images showing someone about to fail whatever they're doing like a guy riding a bike who's about to crash into someone or a crazy driver about to land ~~his~~ her car in a pool or something like that. It's important to make this distinction with these category of fail pictures because the "other ones" usually show some kind of fail that has already happened. "Already failed pictures" you could say.

Do you know that 46% of all people who sees fail pictures online prefer to see About To Fail pictures? Probably not because I just made this up, in fact 90% of all statistics are made on the spot… including this one.

I know that you're just dying to see some about to fail photos so here they are… my small selection includes a picture of girl holding a riffle in an awkward position, a guy on a bike about to fall in a river, a skateboarding fail, and others, enjoy!

About to fail pictures

Bet On Sports

2011-11-10T14:16:00.001-08:00

I've heard about people going "head first" into something but this is ridiculous. If you bet on sports and have money on this game I hope you're betting on the red and white soccer team (they're the ones standing right instead of upside down like the yellow soccer team guys).

And if you REALLY like to bet on soccer you should visit Sports Betting Spot, this is an online sports betting site you can use it for your sports betting (soccer, NFL, NHL, NBA, etc.) but before you do that you should know about some of the little things that make this site stand out from the crowd.

It has some cool features related to sports betting online like the "Bets Calculator" and, yes, you guessed it: this allows you to calculate your winnings for the bet, before you bet, this way you know what you're getting yourself into…

The other cool things are that it gives you plenty of general information about the different sports through their "Betting Guides", this way you will never be betting on sports that you don't know nothing about…

…And it also gives you the latest relevant news about the sports that you are interested in, and the history and interesting facts of some of them. Do you know that soccer is actually known as "football" or "futebol" in some countries?

Nuff said. Just click this link to visit their online soccer betting guide and good luck with your bets!

Funny fail image above via Everyday Funny Funny.

Car Fail In Lake

2011-11-10T13:48:00.001-08:00

This car fail image is interesting because it involves your wife… If you don't know where she is and the last thing you remember is lending her you car keys, here are some good and bad news: the good news is you don't need to wash your car this weekend, the bad news is your wife parked it in a lake. And she doesn't know how to swim, but I don't now if you consider is bad news or good news… Funny image via Fail Funnies.

Funny Drunk People

2011-11-10T13:38:00.001-08:00

I'm not sure what I'm looking at here but this doesn't stop me from laughing at these funny drunk people. You can do the same unless of course, you are one of them or if you too are drunk right now, in which case you should definitely take a picture of yourself doing something really stupidly funny like trying to make you pet fish drink beer or throw you computer through the window and time how long it takes to hit the ground. Both ideas are stupidly funny and could turn you into an instant internet celebrity! Funny fail image above via Fail Funnies.

Coupon Codes For Thousands Of Stores

2011-09-05T04:01:00.001-07:00

This post brought to you by Save and Make Mooka, LLC. All opinions are 100% mine.

Everybody should be using coupon codes to save money on online shopping these days, they really make life easier. Some coupon codes and deals websites have thousands of deals available so why not take the opportunity and save money the next time you buy something online? Everybody else is doing it.

Now, all those websites of online discounts and savings are much alike… they ask you to sign up with them to get the promo codes and they usually give you good discounts and allow you to save money, but in the end there's not much to differentiate them from one another which might make it difficult for you to pick the best one and I wouldn't advise you to sign up with many of them, just pick one or two that I think stand out from the others in some way.

Like you I also don't know which is the best discount codes website so I'm just going to show you one of them called "Save and Make Moola", and yes: there is a reason for this name, but I'll get to it in a while. For now I want to show you some of the coupons and discounts available at this moment:

Coupon codes:

Fashion58: Take 15% Off Select Products
Blair.com: 25% OFF Everything Labor Day Sale
Chinese Laundry: 15% Off on Regular Priced Shoe
Keetsa: Get 5% OFF Any Keetsa Mattress plus Free Ground Shipping
Busted Tees: Take $5 Off any order of $40+
Asoya: $15 off of $120+
Pugster: 35% off $29+
Lord and Taylor: Save 20% on Regular & Sale Items
Taylor Gifts: $15 off any order of $75
Cellular Country: 10% discount on any new subscriptions for PopShops.com premium plans

This is just to give you a sample of what's in store for you, there are thousands more where these came from!

Now I want to tell you what makes this website stand out among the "discount codes" crowd… First of all they don't just give you the coupons that allow you to increase your savings, you can actually earn money with their offers available in the "make moola" page (remember I said that there was a reason for the save and make moola name?), these are offers from companies that pay you to do things like reading emails or giving your opinions in surveys, and what's good about this way to make money is that you are probably doing this already for free!

There is however something that bothers me about the website: every time someone new visits it they get an annoying pop up window asking them to sign up, and, unless the visitor actually wants to sign up, he has to click on the window to close it. Why make something as simple as browsing a website more difficult for the visitors?

Ok, now that I got that out of the way let's move on to the good stuff: Daily deals. Freebies. That's right: there is a daily deals section and visitors can try samples of stuff and get freebies. Now you usually don't see some of these features at other websites because the Save and Make Moola isn't really a website (secret about to be revealed…), it's actually a blog… and blog owners are a lot more passionate about things they publish then website owners and blogs are also more frequently updated with new content, which in this case means "updated with new coupon codes and deals for saving cash"!

Share coupons and discount codes with your friends on Facebook and Twitter! I've saved the best for last. This is my favorite feature about Save and Make Moola! They're on the social networks and you can actually share the best promos and daily deals with your friends and allow them to save money too! To use this feature look for the share coupons links at the website and at the Facebook pages.

Where To Put A Tattoo On A Woman

2011-09-03T08:49:00.001-07:00

First of all, I'm a guy so my opinion about where to put a tattoo on a woman may be a little biased, but on the other hand if you're a woman looking for ideas where to put a new tattoo this might be exactly what you're looking for…

So here are a few ideas for places on a woman's body where you can't go wrong with tattoos:

Arm tattoo. Yeah, everybody has these so if you're looking for originality don't go this way. On the other hand if it's your first tattoo it can be a good place to start, and if you plan on having several tattoos you will eventually tattoo your arms anyway.
Back tattoo. Women with tattoos on the back can be really sexy, especially if the tattoo is carefully chosen and made by a good tattoo artist. Several celebrities also have these type of tattoos.
Leg tattoos. Personally I'm not a big fan of the idea of women with tattooed legs but this is just an opinion. I really prefer the back or the neck or even the back of the shoulder.
Neck tattoo. Small tattoos on the neck of a woman can make her look great, I especially like to see women with small tattoos of roses or butterflies or something like that.
Ankle tattoo. These can be sexy too. I don't know if its because the tattoo is close to the woman's foot (only do one of the ankles not both) or because the woman is usually barefooted when you see her tattoo but there is something special about them. I like a tattoo that circles around the leg like a tattooed bracelet or something like that.

As a general rule I prefer small tattoos as opposed to full body tattoos that some people like, but maybe that is just me. Some people like small tattoos of flowers and romantic hearts and stuff like that, but if these don't rock your boat and you prefer tattoos of skeletons and demons then go for them.

And I wouldn't recommend to tattoo the name of your boyfriend or lover because as great as the relation is now things might change in the future.

If you are unsure about what type of tattoo you want when you go into the tattoo shop, ask for a catalog of tattoo designs to you tattooist before hand or wait a few weeks before making your decision so you don't regret it later.

Man vs Seagull

2011-09-03T08:05:00.001-07:00

In the eternal fight between men and seagulls guess who wins… yes, the birds are that smart. As it was already proved in Alfred Hitchcock's movie Birds, remember?

Hot Girl On A Leash

2011-09-03T07:57:00.001-07:00

Yeah, for those who fancy a hot girl on a leash (you know who you are) there you go. This is also for those of you who just think that pulling a girl or a man on a leash is something so strange and so bizarre and so funny that you just can help it but to laugh at it!

Fail, Very Funny

2011-09-03T07:47:00.001-07:00

The truth of the matter is that not all fails are equally funny… some fails are not that funny at all while other fails are very funny indeed… making sense so far? Yeah, I didn't think so.

But you have to admit that this is an extremely funny fail, when was the last time you actually laughed at your computer so hard that your ~~fellow workers at the office~~ neighbors thought that you were looking at a picture of a lady giving head to a camel? Yes, this picture is that funny.

Or maybe it's just an ordinary costume fail and I'm hyping it because I don't really have nothing better to do right now… Judge it for yourself and see if you can keep a straight face:

Very Funny Fail (the funniest ever?):

Celebrity Funny Pics

2011-09-03T07:22:00.001-07:00

I love how those celebrity funny pics that pop up on the Internet every now and then (more now than then), especially the ones where someone photoshops a celebrity and distorts him or her completely almost beyond recognition…

Here are some distorted celebs… Angelina Joli (she should be above all distortion because she is perfect!), Bruce Willis (yeah, you can go ahead and distort him at will, I don't care, despite the fact that I love his movies), and Will Smith his a good target for distortion too… here they are, plus a funny Cameron Diaz picture. I wonder what she is looking at:

Funny Celebrity Pics

Woman Gives Head to Camel

2011-09-03T07:06:00.001-07:00

A woman gives her head to a camel… which is a nice thought, the animal was probably hungry and they say human brains have proteins and stuff. Zombies love to taste human heads too. Other women prefer to give their heads to lions, which is nice, after all lions are so ~~cute~~ ~~funny~~ interesting and deserve a taste of the good stuff too:

Waiting For The Perfect Man

2011-09-03T06:55:00.001-07:00

If you go to the park often don't be surprised if you see a women's skeleton sitting on a bench… she's waiting for the perfect man. Maybe she should have stayed home and invited her friends over for tea and biscuits, and they would all wait on the perfect man together. Oh, wait, some women have already tried that… It didn't work:

Straight Talk Phones And Testimonials

2011-08-27T17:01:00.001-07:00

This post brought to you by Straight Talk. All opinions are 100% mine.

This post is about Straight Talk's phones e testimonials for those of you who are new to this cell phone service provider or think that you are paying too much to your current one. If you're not sure about their customer service or coverage there are a lot of video testimonials on YouTube form people who are using (and apparently loving) Straight Talk.

I'm not using it myself yet but the the Straight Talk ads seem very smart and good and all the testimonials from clients that I've seen say that you can cut your phone bill in half which is great! Just think of all the things you could buy with the money you will save on your cell phone bill every month! Some people will probably save more than 100 dollars on the phone bill!

Another good thing about the Straight Talk plans in my opinion is that they don't tie you to a contract like the other cell phone service providers do. Sometimes you hear about a friend who had to pay a few extra hundred dollars because someone made an error with his cell bill or something like that. He could be saving that money for the family vacation or to buy the new game that his kid wanted for birthday… Fortunately this kind of thing will never happen with the StraightTalk plans.

Straight Talk testimonials

There are several testimonials from happy clients and they say that you can get better coverage than from other providers, but I guess this would also depend on the phone model you buy and the area where you live. One guy also said that the phones have a clear and perfect sound, but I think this will also depend on the phone model you choose, my advice is to go for the android phones, they have everything you need and more. One thing is common to all the testimonials: these people are saving money. Check out one of the Straight Talk online testimonials and see what you think:

And here are a few more:

everything you need

call a friend

mom knows best

Straight Talk phones

The online store has some great phones from good manufacturers like Motorola, LG, Nokia, Samsung, or Kyocera. I personally like the Samsung Galaxy Precedent phone, it has Android and you can download thousands of apps from the Internet to it, it has 3G and Wi-Fi connectivity, a 3.2' touch screen, video recorder, a 2 megapixel camera, music player, Bluetooth, messaging, GPS, micro sd card slot, and gravity sensor among other things. It's also hearing aid compatible (see more details about this at the Straight Talk store).

So if you switch to them you get to choose from great Straight Talk cell phones like the Samsung Galaxy ones, some of them have GPS with voice navigation (and, man, this is incredibly useful if you drive across the country a lot), or you can go for the cheaper ones, there are the reconditioned straightalk phones available from $10.00 (these can be great for kids), and for what I saw at their website if you go for the yearly plan you get unlimited calls, messaging and web for the whole year!

I was searching for the straight talk coverage map and found one here: http://www.straighttalk.com/Coverage. Apparently they cover almost the whole county… If you need assistance the straight talk phone number is 1-877-430-CELL (2355).

Funny Fails - Tattoos

2011-08-27T07:57:00.001-07:00

Yes, body building fails are great but funny tattoo fails are good too, the proof is just below this bunch of random paragraphs I'm typing right now.

There are people who love video game characters so much that they even tattoo several of them on their body! Now you might be smiling because you like to do that too or you might be thinking how can they do that or you might be screaming "omg! wtf! what?! Noooo…"

And if you thing that tattooing stuff on your feet like in one of the pictures is stupid wait until you see some youtube videos on your next visit to the site where there are people doing eye tattoos where they inject the ink right inside a guy's eye… Now that's something to yell "wtf!" about.

Well, among video game characters Mario seems to be very popular… I kind of like the tattoo where the guy tattooed Mario on one foot and Luigi on the other, now this is funny.

The last pic is with the women's legs tattooed can be a good idea because you don't see a lot of those. And the idea of having a tattoo on your belly when you're pregnant like in the first photo is interesting too. Check it out:

Funny Fails - Tattoos

Funny Pics of Anything

2011-08-27T07:29:00.001-07:00

Just a few funny pics of anything that I found while surfing the world wide funny web, and I end up at the fail ok website… Man, you've got to love those funny bicycle pics… at least until something like that happens to you and suddenly its not so funny anymore…

My favorite pic from this random fail pics of anything is the one with the two drinking buddies at the play yard, because we all know that true friendships start when you're a kid and those two are going to be friends for life, I can tell. Or at least until one of them tries to have sex with his friend's camel…

The pic with the apple duck taped to the laptop is funny too, and ingenious, now everyone can own an Apple computer, all you need is a laptop of any brand and… an apple.

And for those who enjoy George Bush's fails there is that old pic with him holding a pair of binoculars, it can still be funny if you are one of those people who enjoys laughing in Bush's face…

Funny pics of anything

Funny Fails - Body Building

2011-08-27T07:01:00.001-07:00

One of my favorite funny fails topic is funny fails in body building ! that's right, those extreme body builders sometimes go so far that the end result is somewhat unexpected even for them.

And I'm not buying the idea that body builders have more success when dating women just because they workout all day at the gym! But maybe this is just me because I don't have that success and I'm actually jealous of them…

Another type of body building fail pictures are those where you can clearly see that someone messed up with the Photoshop editing and we all know how funny this can get, right?

Ok, the wait is over, here are some selected funny fails in body building including super duper extreme body building that makes some of these men so big that they hardly fit in the photos! Oh, and there is also something about female body building which some men find attractive while others find repulsive, see how you feel about it…

Funny fails in body building

Free Dating Online Site

2011-08-12T15:00:00.001-07:00

This post brought to you by luvfree. All opinions are 100% mine.

Dating time is here so this is a post about a free dating online site which is, unlike other so called "free dating sites", 100% free with no hidden costs for you. If you're looking for an opportunity to meet singles for love or just to make friends there is this site called LuvFree that can help you with that.

It has women and men from over 30 countries, with all kind of interests, some of the users just want new friends, others want a serious love relationship. And here is a little hidden gem about the website: other online dating sites do not allow you to freely communicate with other users thanks to a strict moderation policy… well, at Luv Free they prefer the liberal approach, so yes, you can exchange phone numbers and e-mail addresses with your favorite people!

Great dating site! And what else can I do with it?

I'm glad you asked! At this dating site you have the mailing system, blogs, you can see people's pictures, and rate them (this can be very fun, especially if you're with friends), and you can even do video chat with other people. Really, how many other free dating sites do you know of that have video chat?

And if you have special needs, something like wanting a dating site that has single women who have TIGERS for pets… you get it! I saw this photo a few days ago and guess what…

That's right: there's a girl with a tiger there! Some people say it takes courage to take a romantic relationship to the next step… now I know why! But I don't want to scare you and I'm pretty sure that most of these women looking for friendship or love don't have tigers at home… So I think now you have all you need to start enjoying this 100 % free dating online site. Just create a profile there and you're ready to go.

Thanks! How can I join now?

Click "Join Now".

Skate Shoes - New Arrivals

2011-05-15T06:54:00.001-07:00

Every skate fan knows how important it is to have good skate shoes and some of them have learned it the hard way… like falling while skateboarding on the dean's office roof (see previous post)…

It's important because if you don't have good sports shoes you might fail when trying to do an ollie in front of a couple of hot chicks and that may end up costing you an invitation to their "no pajama party"… not to mention the damage to your street rep and to your ego. Ah yes, and you might brake an ankle or something in the process.

So here are some skate shoes suggestions that I've just found at a shoe's store in their Men's Shoes category to help you prevent those situations (see picture above).

These are new arrivals and they 're really cool for skaters! I especially like the iPath Reed Mid Black Suede shoes but maybe that's just me. These iPath shoes cost $59.95 and of course there are many other prices to chose from. Also check their Sanuk shoes page, they look great!

And the shoes are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to skate board gear, if you have the money and want to look the coolest skater in the block here are some other apparel items to consider:

Skate clothes.. t-shirts and sweatshirts. Suggestions: the "Plan B publicity zip-up sweatshirt" for sale in the same store mentioned above, because everybody needs a plan b); and the black "Zero Skull Emblem T-Shirt" because I love t-shirts with skulls (that's so 90's, I know).

More suggestions: the famous Toy Machine Beanie. There are some to choose from their catalog, I would go with a (you guessed it) black one.

Ups, I almost forget about the most important item of the all: the skate itself. And of course, don't forget the safety gear. There two items that I consider extremely important when choosing a good skate board: ~~it's chick magnet effectiveness and~~ it's safety and versatile aspects.

Now, if you really want to make an impression and have money in your pocket the best thing you can do is go with a full set of items.

Here is one that I saw the Sephyr Sports Store, it's the "Grom C Biz C11 Scriber Complete Skateboard" kit. This comes with the (you guessed it) skateboard, 1 t-shirt, 1 tool set, and 1 promo DVD. The price is $149.95 which is a good price considering it's a full set.

You should now be the coolest skateboarder around, but if you want more, here is another item I saw in a different store but can't remember where right now: matrix sunglasses. This should do it.

Skate Fail At Dean's Office

2011-05-15T06:27:00.001-07:00

There are a couple of places where you don't want to skate fail… one of them is over the train rails when there's a train coming. Especially if you're wearing your lucky shirt, that makes it even more frustrating…

The other one is over the dean's office when the dean has already suspended you for high speeding in the office corridors and has threaten you with confiscating your skateboard for the rest of the month.

Skate Fail

2011-05-15T06:13:00.001-07:00

What's the worst thing that can happen to skater while is skating home to watch the "Best Topless Awards 2011" on TV? Well, he might fall on his head, be photographed by a blogger, and ending all over the funny skate pictures blogs, that's what… Ok, visitor, now you can go and search for ~~breast~~ best topless awards, I now you want to…

The Trivia Athlete Competition

2011-05-13T16:01:00.001-07:00

This post brought to you by The Intelligent Athlete Competition. All opinions are 100% mine.

Hey guys, here is an interesting online trivia test with an incredible prize that is currently active at the Intelligent Athlete Competition website. The incredible prize is this: You get an opportunity to win up to $1,000,000 cash! (see more details and the official rules at the website, link below).

sports, win cash, trivia, intelligent athlete competition

It ends in June 15, 2011 so there is still time! This type of contests are great because they're a good way to prove to your ~~wife, kids, boss, and~~ friends that you're not as stupid as you look!

The entry fee is $25 (a bit too much if you ask me, but if you think of how much you can earn it doesn't look that much really). And the way it works is simple and original to say the least. It goes something like this:

You register to enter the competition;
Login to the system on June 30, 2011;
Answer as many trivia questions as you can before the time runs out, there is a 3 minutes time limit.

The questions are multiple choice which makes everything easier, and you have 12 seconds to answer each question. Each correct answer will be recorded by the system (you can not skip questions or give wrong answers or the trivia ends). That's it. It looks pretty simple.

The person who can give more correct answers in the 3 minute time limit will compete in the "athletic event"… Now, I'm not sure what this event is… yet. But whatever it is, i t sounds cool. I haven't been in an athletic event since last January (friendly soccer game), or since last Tuesday, if you count the loading and unloading of pizza boxes and beers off a truck to a party at a friend's house as an athletic event… It seemed that way to me, at least. Oh, and there is something on the website about the winner being able to elect a cash prize of $5,000 or something like that… cool!

So check the website out, register, and put your countless hours of watching tv contests to a good use (remember: you're not as dumb as you look).

sports, win cash, trivia, intelligent athlete competition

LG Optimus 2X Slow Fines

2011-04-27T15:35:00.001-07:00

Inspectors fine people in London for waking too slow … Watch how these "slow inspectors" make slow walking people move faster in a busy street and fine those who are just standing around. Or at least, they try to. This is all because of the new LG Optimus 2X, the super fast smartphone from LG, with its dual core processor among other jaw dropping features. Check it out.

Funny Car Picture

2011-04-23T07:49:00.000-07:00

There’s something about this funny picture that just makes me want to laugh at it. I can’t really put my finger on it, but there is definitely something here that isn’t right. I wonder if other people also feel the urge to laugh out loud when they look at that car…

Funny Armored Car

2011-04-20T07:46:00.000-07:00

I love how some car owners personalize their cars to make them look cool and exotic and some of them are actually quite good at it and manage to have cars that everybody envies. I like to see pictures of cars like that. This is not the case with the picture of the car above with some kind of armor with scary faces on it. Why is it that when people enter in some kind of contests with cars they do crazy stuff like that? This image will probably give me nightmares for a week…

Funny Car Cartoon

2011-04-17T07:45:00.000-07:00

Do you know those Funny Cars with the strange wheels that everybody talks about? Yeah, those. The funny cartoon above shows one of those funny sports cars. The driver is saying "Just love the smell of alcohol and burnt rubber in the morning…". Now I’m thinking about the movie Apocalypse Now and how it’s been so long since I last watched it. I have to go find it and watch it one more time I guess.

Picture of Car Wreck

2011-04-14T07:44:00.000-07:00

Some pictures of car wrecks are funny. Well, they’re funny to everybody who sees them except for the people involved in the car wrecks of course. In the image above a car crashed into a house. Because houses are one of the things that cars like to crash at. They also like to crash into fences, other cars, and trucks.

Funny Religious Car

2011-04-11T07:41:00.000-07:00

Truck drivers like to hang small crucifixes and other similar stuff on the review mirror. Car owners also like to do it (sometimes they even hang big objects there which difficult their vision of the road), but the one in the funny picture above is exaggerating…

This car is literally covered with religious stuff, images of saints, phrases from the holy bible, and even the license plate and the bumper have religious words. Wait, I get it: maybe he is a priest driver or something. Yeah, he is definitely something.

Funny Road Block

2011-04-08T07:40:00.000-07:00

Some cars have an "extraordinary clearance capacity". So much in fact that the only way police can make effective road blocks for those cars is to pile up the police cars on the road. And to make it even more effective they could also pile up police vans, helicopters, ~~and over weighted police officers~~ and other heavy stuff.

Funny Anti-Theft System

2011-04-05T07:37:00.000-07:00

Some car owners have trouble finding the right anti-theft system to protect their vehicles from theft. Others come up with ~~funny and~~ good ideas. The owner of the car in the funny picture above had one of those ideas by using a chain to prevent the tire from moving. And this could also be a good idea for police officers to use when they’re out of those "tire blocking" devices! Or not.

Funny Car Flames

2011-04-02T07:36:00.000-07:00

This car picture is funny because if the paint is supposed to represent flames then it’s on the wrong side of the car. It should be on the bottom instead of in the top of the car. This way it looks like the car engine is on fire instead of looking like the car is going so fast that it is making flames on the road. The other possible interpretation for it is that the tire is splashing oil everywhere, but I prefer to think that it’s suppose to be flames…

Funny Customized Car That Looks Like a Cat

2011-03-28T07:32:00.000-07:00

I like customized cars because some of them are really cool. Others are stupid and funny. The picture above goes in this latter category. It’s a funny picture of a car that looks like a cat. A big yellow cat with big black whiskers.

I like the fact that the tires are almost invisible under the cat "fur" which would make the car look even more like a cat when seen from the distance. Someone would see the car and say: Hey look! There’s a giant yellow cat playing on the snow!

Funny Car Fever Poster

2011-03-25T07:30:00.000-07:00

Funny poster for the 28th annual Funny Car Fever in Sacramento Raceway Park in 2009. 16 nitro funny cars, outlaw pro mods, jet dragster, the 2008 funny car fever champion Kris Krabill and more.

Funny Car Fish

2011-03-22T07:27:00.000-07:00

More then simply a funny picture of a car dressed as a fish (a car-fish?), this is a crazy picture. I’m not even sure if that really is a fish or a see monster, a space alien-fish or whatever. I hope its a fish because the alternatives are a bit scary. I’m going to call it "big yellow fish with spikes". The eyes are cool, though.

Funny Customized Car With Teeth

2011-03-19T07:25:00.000-07:00

What a crazy and funny car that looks like a big mouth with big teeth. I think that when the driver is inside it, it looks as if the mouth is about to eat him. Scary. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t feel safe driving around in one of this things. Ever.

Funny Car Washing With Elephants

2011-03-16T07:24:00.000-07:00

Car washing doesn’t have to be something boring any more. Just drive over to the zoo and have your car washed by elephants. And bitten by crocodiles, scratched by tigers, and stepped on by rhinos. Now that I think about it, you’ll be lucky if you make it out of there alive!

Also, watch out for the kids feeding peanuts to the monkeys: they may think that you’re a giant peanut or something and throw you to the gorillas! (you never know what a kid is thinking when they look at you, right?).

Funny Car Wreck

2011-03-13T07:21:00.000-07:00

Very funny picture of two groups of people about to crash their cars into each other. Look how ~~stupid and~~ funny they all look. The crash itself it’s not that terrible. Also, one of the guys in the background looks like he is screaming for his mother. At least that’s how I look whenever I’m screaming for my mother…

How To Spot A Liar

2011-03-03T13:35:00.001-08:00

What a great and funny flash infographic this is! “How to spot a liar” tells you everything you need to know to see if someone is telling you the truth or not and how liars behave when they are lying! And it’s great to analyze politicians speaking on TV too.

I especially like the part in the graphic where the Liar Detective asks the robber “Did you try to break into that house?” and the robber / liar replies “Did I look like I was trying to break into that house?”. The statistics about lying are also very interesting and even intriguing at some points (60% of people lie at least once during a 10-min conversation).

Now that I think about it some of those replies sound familiar… And then there is the body language thing, do you know that liars are likely to avoid eye contact? And that touching one’s face or mouth can indicate deception?

How to spot a liar

How To Spot A Liar by Forensic Psychology

Funny Travel Car

2011-03-02T06:17:00.000-08:00

If you are about to travel somewhere make sure you take all the luggage with you. You don’t want to forget your tooth brush, your clean shirts, the living room carpets, all the bags and suitcases, and also make sure you don’t forget your kids. Because if you’d left them alone in the house, they would trash the place!

Also make sure to check the pressure of the tires. And make sure the car is big enough to carry all the family members, and the cats and dogs that you may have. And if you have to leave someone behind make sure it’s your mother-in-law…

Funny Car Sign

2011-03-01T06:13:00.000-08:00

If you are as good driver as I am, maybe it would be a good idea to warn the other drivers about the level of your expertise with some kind of sign or sticker or something. Maybe something that says: "Caution: I drive like you" would be a good idea. Then stick it on some place where the other drivers will naturally look at: if you’re a man, put it next to the license plate, if you’re a woman put it on your chest.

Infographic About Pornography

2011-02-28T13:16:00.001-08:00

Yes, you’re reading the title right. This is an infographic about pornography. Now you can stop drooling all over your computer screen because there are no naked women here (maybe I should get out more…), just facts. Facts like how many men and women visit adult sites, the consequences of sex addiction, visits to adult websites that end up in divorce, and more…

Infographic about Pornography

Via: Psychology Degree

Funny Customized Car That Looks Like a Shoe

2011-02-25T06:11:00.000-08:00

Very cool and funny this picture of a car customized to look like a shoe (a car-shoe?). This would be a great car for athletes who do sports such as football, tennis, jogging or something like that. And for anyone else, of course.

Funny Sofa Car

2011-02-22T06:09:00.000-08:00

How would you like to drive around without even leaving your sofa? Sounds great, right? Well, if you’re like the guy in the photo, you can do it. Just grab a hammer and some other tools and turn your living room sofa into a car. Or your car or bike into a sofa. Whatever works best for you. Don’t forget to take your dog with you when you go for a ride. And notice how this sofa-car-bike even has a lamp, a phone, and a television. Cool!

Infographic About Unemployment

2011-02-19T05:57:00.001-08:00

Here are a few facts about unemployment to make as stop and think for a moment. The unemployment rate is now around 9.5% when just 4 years ago it was only 4.5%. To get the unemployment rate down to pre-recession levels by 2016 the US economy needs to create 235,120 new jobs a month (in November there were only 39,000 new jobs added). Here’s more info:

Infographic about unemployment in the US

Via: UniXL

Cat Lifting a Car

2011-02-19T05:45:00.001-08:00

The cat lifting this car must super strong. He must be some kind of super cat. Maybe he is Superman’s pet or something. I never saw Superman with a cat, but until a few minutes ago I had never seen a cat lifting a car so everything is possible. Besides you can expect anything from a guy who wears his underwear on top of his pants…

Funny Car Danger Sign

2011-02-19T05:42:00.001-08:00

Some cars are really fast on down hills. Specially if they are out of brakes. Make sure your brakes are fine before going downhill. One way that you can check if they are okay is by looking for some old lady crossing the street. When you find one, just drive your car at full speed at her. When you’re almost hitting her, hit the brakes! If they are good, the car will stop before hitting the old lady. This is how I check my brakes. I check them every day for extra security.

Netflix vs Blockbuster Infographic

2011-02-17T10:19:00.001-08:00

Infographic about how Netflix destroyed Blockbuster. Its a fact that people are using the Internet to watch movies and television and don’t need to physically go to nearest blockbuster store and pick a movie by hand anymore.

This year Netflix surpassed 20 million subscribers in the US and Canada, making it the world’s leading Internet subscription service for movies and TV shows. This infographic shows how enormous Netflix is becoming and who it’s crushing in its path.

How Netflix destroyed Blockbuster

Via: OnlineMBAPrograms.com

Parenting Fail

2011-02-17T10:08:00.001-08:00

These “personal transport vehicles” or whatever their called (just made up that definition so…) look very practical and useful and they must be great for going to grocery store or the video store around the corner. Unless you have kids and decide to take them along in which case you’ll be endangering them, yourself, and whoever crosses paths with you.

You Fail - Star Wars

2011-02-17T10:02:00.001-08:00

The Empire soldiers didn’t had much to do in Star Wars but FAIL against the Jedi Knights and their buddies. And of course you could always distract them with a picture of Princess Leia in her golden bikini or of any other girl in a star wars costume, really.

Infographic About Valentines Day

2011-02-14T07:03:00.001-08:00

Cool infographic about Valentine’s Day and about how much we spend on gifts, roses, chocolates, ~~and strippers~~ during this celebration. Even if only 63% of consumers celebrate Valentine’s Day this amounts for approximately 13 billions of dollars spent every year!

Each American will spend an average of $120 on Valentine’s Day gifts, and men spend twice as much as women (of course women will compensate this by spending a lot more than men during the rest of the year… At least my wife does).

One thing surprised me in the infographic, its the amount of money spent during Valentine’s Day buying gifts for pets: $367 million! Oh, and 15% of women send themselves flowers on this day…

The Cost of Love - Infographic

Via: Online Accounting Degree

Radioactive Spiders and Pink Shirts

2011-02-14T06:49:00.001-08:00

Its important to wear protective clothes and masks while studying radioactive spiders because if you are bitten by one two things can happen: You might gain Spiderman’s super powers (walk on walls and kiss girls upside down), or your shirt might turn pink…

Fail Train

2011-02-14T06:43:00.001-08:00

Its in times like this that you wish you had done a few things before boarding the train: like tell your boss how you really feel about him, show your wife how you love her by offering to take out the trash yourself (tomorrow), and buy a copy of Playboy magazine so that you’ll have something interesting on your mind while you die…

Infographic About Births

2011-02-10T06:12:00.001-08:00

Hey what an interesting infographic about births this one is over at the Ultrasound Technician website. Do you know that 1 person is born every 7.4 seconds in the United States? And that 1 in 100 are born to a mother aged 10 – 19? This and more facts to think about in the info graphic below.

Breakdown of Births Infographic

Via: UltrasoundTechnician.com

Special Forces Vs Cat

2011-02-03T09:58:00.001-08:00

Ok, first of all, these special forces guys look more like “Call of Duty Modern Warfare” gamers (great first person shooter computer game, for those who came in late) than highly trained human killing machines…

Actually more like newbie gamers (notice the lack of body muscle and a tendency to do stupid things) since they are both being distracted by the cat while the real terrorists are probably doing their nasty business across the street…

And before someone says something, I consider anyone wearing a uniform, a helmet, a gun, and knee protectors, to be a part of some sort of “Special Forces” unit so this explains the title of the post.

Lion on Stilts Hunts Giraffe

2011-02-03T09:39:00.001-08:00

The things we do for a free meal! This lion hunts giraffes on stilts! This picture is almost as good as the funny pork ad from the other day (to stay on topic with animals…) but not as laughable as some of the funny dog pictures from previous posts.

Cell Phone Usage Infographic

2011-01-28T17:03:00.001-08:00

Finally someone created an infograhic about cell phone usage. And I’m sure the designer tried his best but I’m not sure about the colors… The infograhic looks like one of those old movie posters… But maybe that’s just me. Anyway, when it comes to infographics the important stuff is the content, and there’s plenty of it here.

Do you know that the average number of texts sent by an American teen each month is 3339?! That’s an increase of 566% in two years! (of course you do, you pay your kid’s cell phone bills, right?)

Texting is actually the nº2 use of cell phones (after checking the time). I remember when a cell phone was used to make and receive calls, and that was it. And for checking the time, there was something called a wrist watch… Ok, enough small talk, here are the all the facts about teens and adults and how they use cell phones, smartphones, mobile apps, and all that stuff:

Cell phone usage infographic

Via: Online IT Degree

Safety At Work Fail

2011-01-28T16:49:00.001-08:00

Safety tip: When replacing a street lamp, make sure you follow all the safety procedures, this way the insurance company will have no excuse to not pay the life insurance money to your ~~wife~~ widow after you fall and brake your neck.

And if there is friend of yours on a small ladder beneath you, make sure he follows all the safety measures too, because you’ll most likely fall on him and brake his neck too (ever heard of Murphy’s Law?). And you don’t want his ~~wife~~ widow to not be able to collect her insurance money because of a technicality, do you?

Safety Glasses Fail

2011-01-28T16:33:00.001-08:00

When you’re doing dangerous work like soldering or defusing bombs or what this guy in doing in the picture (whatever that is) make sure you have good safety glasses or a protection mask!

Don’t make your own protection mask out of a newspaper page. Its a lot better to use a page from a magazine because its thicker. AND if you choose a celebrity magazine you get to know the latest gossip about Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt. Or even Paris Hilton!

Super Bowl Ads Infographic

2011-01-27T11:47:00.001-08:00

Here is an infographic with some interesting facts about the Super Bowl Ads. Maybe now some of us can better understand why some companies spend millions of dollars on a 30 second commercial! Ok, so the Super Bowl reaches more than 90 million viewers every year… But is that reason enough? Check the numbers below and make up your own opinion about it!

Super Bowl Ads Infographic

Via: Marketing Degree

Funny Bear Fight

2011-01-27T11:37:00.001-08:00

After the polar bear falling picture here is yet another funny picture of bears. This time they are not slipping on ice, but I bet the one on the left is whishing he was. It would be less painful.

Polar Bear Fail

2011-01-27T11:21:00.001-08:00

Two comments about this fail picture of a polar bear slipping on ice: 1) I’m glad to see I’m not the only one to slip ~~on ice~~ after leaving the pub; 2) It’s good to see a FAIL picture without the usual “You Fail!” or some other obvious caption like that. Funny picture via PicDescrip.com - “Where a pictures’s worth about 300 characters” (check it out).

Cheap Web Hosting Services

2011-01-20T12:12:00.001-08:00

And now, for something completely different: A post about web hosting. And no, this isn’t being paid by HostGator although their logo is here. It’s here because HostGator has the funniest logo ever seen on a web hosting company!

I do have some blogs using Hostgator’s web hosting service and I don’t have any complaints so far. I like them because they are cheap when compared with other companies. Someone at Web Hosting Rating has already made a comparison between them and other web hosting services and this is one the cheapest.

Other hosting services included in the comparison where Hub Web Hosting, Inmotion Business Hosting, Web Hosting Pad, iPage, Blue Host, Host Monster, JustHost.com, Fat Cow Green Hosting, and Green Geeks. This is all at the homepage of the mentioned web hosting directory, check it out for details.

Anyway, HostGator.com is there on the list with their “unlimited hosting” plan. Plus they also offer $100 in Google Adwords credit for beginners in Adwords, which is great specially because Google Adwords is NOT for beginners, so its good for the users that they can test it without actually spending their money. But this offer is only for people who want to create an Adwords account for the first time.

Web hosting rating also has as interesting article about the hidden costs of cheap web hosting services (specially the costs of the so called “free web hosting” services) and for those who are new at this another article on how to use control panels.

Fail in Sports

2011-01-20T11:36:00.001-08:00

I find it fascinating what some people can do in sports with apparently little effort on their part. I also know that things are not as simple as they appear to the naked eye. Take the falls, for instance. You have to know how to fall the right way or you might brake something. Now, I’m not sure if this guy knows how to fall but is doing it anyway. And that’s gotta count for something!

Window Repair Fail

2011-01-20T11:18:00.001-08:00

What will need to fix a broken window on your car: A broken window (if you don’t have one close by, that’s easily fixed with a baseball bat or even a rock), an extra unused window from your old wood shack, lots of cookie dough (important!).

Tip on the cookie dough: wait until your wife decides to make cookies for the church seminar or something. Then when she’s not looking, snick in the kitchen and grab as much cookie dough as you can. Later when she questions you about the missing dough, tell her you saw a little green man caring it to his space ship just before taking off.

How to repair the broken window: 1) Apply the cookie dough to the car door, 2) Press the new window on to the cookie dough and hold that there for a minute or so but be careful not to touch the stuff directly with your fingers or they might get stuck in it (some of that stuff is like cement, at least the cookie dough that my wife makes is), 3) Optionally, take a picture of it and put it online so that other people can ~~laugh~~ learn from you. Funny picture above via Fail Blog.

Obesity Infographic

2011-01-19T17:05:00.001-08:00

Infographic about the cost of obesity. Learn what obesity in the United States and Canada is costing per year, and why it costs that much (partially because of the increased need for medical care, combined with the loss of productivity), how much time is loss at work, and even how much additional gallons of gasoline are consumed in the US due to the excess weight of the population.

Infographic – The cost of obesity

Via: Medical Coding

Rocket Transportation Fail

2011-01-19T16:56:00.001-08:00

When transporting your rockets around always make sure to do it in a way that you don’t drop them by accident. Fail to do so, may result in something so nasty that I can’t even think of a stupid way to describe it (the only thing that comes to mind right now is pork. And being sucked off). And half the planet might also be destroyed in the process…

Fail (But Cheap) Costume

2011-01-19T16:45:00.001-08:00

If you aren’t sure about what costume to wear next Halloween you can always go as “guy in stupid costume who just had sex with a pizza”. Unfortunately you won’t be the first to have come up with that idea! This guy was first. And I think he nailed it: the costume is cheap, original (no one else has the courage to go out dressed like that), and plus you get to have sex with a pizza…

Teaching America Infographic

2011-01-12T11:24:00.001-08:00

Interesting facts about teaching in America in this infographic. Here’s one: American teachers spend on average 1,080 hours teaching each year; and some more: the percentage of women instructors in post-secondary education is 41.6% in the United States, compared to 39% across the OECD (organization for economic cooperation and development), but the percentage of women teaching higher education in Japan is only 17,9%. Check more facts about education and teaching in America in the infographic below.

Teaching America infographic

Via: New York Teacher Salaries

Funny Football Fail

2011-01-12T11:13:00.001-08:00

I know that if there is one thing that football players are good at is… yes, you’ve guessed it: kicking balls. And some of them are very well skilled when it comes to kicking balls that are in the possession of the adversary. Ok, that’s enough with the balls jokes, lets just enjoy the funny fail. Of course, I know at least one person who didn’t enjoy it… And this was the last joke, I promise.

Pork Ad Fail

2011-01-12T11:04:00.001-08:00

Great ad for all those people who are in love with pork. This is almost as funny as the other ad where Harry Potter knocked up Evan Almighty and even comes close to the funny weelchair signs. But I’m not sure if those ads are for people who love pork. Maybe not. Funny picture via Fail Blog.

Unemployment Infographic

2011-01-09T11:14:00.001-08:00

A few facts about employment and unemployment in this infographic. Learn how many jobs were lost in the USA since the recession started; the difference in the unemployment rate from four years ago until now; how long does it take for the average unemployed American to find a job; and other interesting facts. Here:

Unemployment infographic

Via: UniXL

Police Car Crashed

2011-01-09T11:06:00.001-08:00

The first rule in the “police hand-book guide for follow-ups on breaking and entering crimes reported via phone calls or any other means” says (or it should) that you always have to make sure there is actually a breaking and entering crime going on at the reported address so that you and your fellow officers don’t look like idiots for responding to prank calls.

One of the best ways to make sure of that and to show the prankers who’s the boss is to break and enter the house yourself with your police car. Who’s laughing now? Picture via Fail King.

Sucked Off Warning

2011-01-09T06:02:00.001-08:00

As a general rule of safety, your should always keep as far away from platform edges as you can. The consequences involved in not doing so may include physical injuries, death, or worse: getting sucked off. Funny picture via Fail Blog.

Don't Super Size Me Infographic

2010-12-05T09:12:00.001-08:00

Remember the Super Size Me 2004 documentary? Yeah, the one where you could see a guy eating all kinds of fast food and then vomiting them. Not my cup of tea... Well, forget about it because this infographic is not about the movie.

Its an infographic about calories, fast food, and obesity. And here is some food for thoughts: The recommended daily caloric intake is 2,500 calories a day for men, and 2,000 calories a day for women (or more if they’re pregnant which is understandable: they’re eating for two…).

The US calorie consumption per person is up 20% since the early 1970s. And the obesity in America increased from 14.5% to 30.9% of the population from the year 1971 to the year 2000. And what’s responsible for this increase? I’ll tell you what is, or better yet, this infographic will tell you:

Don’t super size me infographic

Via: Registered Nurse

Parking Car Fail

2010-12-05T07:39:00.001-08:00

Yes, its important to park your car in a way that it saves space for other cars but this is ridiculous. Not to mention the fact that to pull it out from there you’ll need Superman or Arnold Schwarzenegger or something like that to do it. I guess this is why its a parking fail and I bet the car was parked by the same ~~woman~~ person who likes to park cars on roofs. Funny picture via Fail Funnies.

Women Sports Fail

2010-12-05T07:29:00.001-08:00

Ok, I’m not sure if this is really a women sports fail picture or if the woman is actually enjoying it (read these facts about feet and see how amazing they really are). I mean, that looks like the expression my wife usually makes when I’m doing something to her… Just last night I spilled my cup of hot coffee over her blouse and there was that expression again.

Airport Security Infographic

2010-12-05T07:22:00.001-08:00

A lot has changed in airport security over the years, you can read some facts about it in this infographic. The first aircraft hijacking was in 1931, but it wasn’t until the late 1950’s that airport security screening history took off. In the sixties apparently everybody was hijacking airplanes, and in 1969 alone there were 82 hijackings!

The first terrorist attack was in 1976, aboard a Cuban flight, and 73 people died. By this time, airport security start to improve and more prominent security measures were taken. Metal detectors, x-ray machines and other measures to help prevent future hijackings and terrorist attacks.

After the 9/11 attacks, airport security changed drastically. Some new security measures included prohibition of all knives, removal of shoes, x-rayed jackets, and “no-fly” lists which prevented suspicious people from flying. Read more facts about airport security below.

Airport security infographic

Via: CriminalJusticeDegree.net

Funny Man Sleeping

2010-12-05T06:38:00.001-08:00

This is what happens when you decide to take a nap in your friend’s office. He will call his buddies from facebook and they will do something nasty to you. Ok, in the picture they haven’t done it yet… They’re still thinking about which will be the perfect sleep prank to pull because there are so many to choose from. Personally I prefer the one “lets remove all clothes from the subject and take photos of her naked body!” But unfortunately this one only works on sleeping women…

Name Fail

2010-12-05T06:27:00.001-08:00

Mental note: remember to thank my parents for not giving me the name Anass Afadass… Having a name like that in the wrong country can be very demotivational… And it will seriously impair your ability to trick women into having sex with you (Girl at the bar: Hey, I like you…so what’s your name again…? You: I’m Anass…)

Sexual Revolution Infographic

2010-11-12T05:03:00.001-08:00

So you think you know everything about sex do you? Check your facts about the sexual revolution in the infographic below. Fact: when shown pornographic clips, men and women alike began displaying sexual arousal within 30 seconds; Fact: a study found men responding more intensely to pornography that mirrored their gender orientation, women, however, were sexually aroused regardless of the pornography’s target demographic; Fact: approximately 1 in 3 visitors to porn sites are women, and nearly 13 million American women were checking out pornography online at least once each month! Read other ~~arousing~~ interesting facts about men, women, and sex:

Sexual revolution infographic

Via: Online Counseling Degree

Transportation Fail

2010-11-12T04:45:00.001-08:00

No, this transportation fail is not some stunt from a James Bond movie (or is it?). But it’s also something crazy and dangerous. And the guy doesn’t even look like Sean Connery (too much hair I think). Picture via Fail Funnies.

Body Building Fail

2010-11-12T04:34:00.001-08:00

This is what happens when you try to imitate Popeye and start eating spinach like crazy to gain muscles without having to do any body building in the gym! Plus you’ll have trouble finding a women with larger breasts than yours…

Facts About Incarceration Infographic

2010-11-11T02:59:00.001-08:00

Some facts about incarceration in this infographic, at the top of them is the sad fact that the United States has the largest inmate population in the world; one in a 100 adults are in prison and jails; 2,304,115 people were incarcerated in U.S. prisons and jails in 2008; one in every 18 men in the U.S. are behind bars or being monitored; and… here are some more facts:

Facts about incarceration

Via: Criminology

Funny Cat Sleeping

2010-11-11T02:50:00.001-08:00

This funny cat sleeping is about to fall out of the bed… good thing we’re talking about a cat and not about, say, some fat guy, because cats always fell on their feet… but what about when they’re asleep? We’ll find out in 3… 2… 1… Funny picture via the I Can Has Cheeseburger site (yes, the legend lives).

Funny Facebook Chat

2010-11-11T02:42:00.001-08:00

This a funny Facebook chat indeed, but only for those of us who are not Stefani, I guess she wasn’t thinking when she got her dad to make a Facebook account… Funny chat via College Humor.

Infographic About Cocaine

2010-11-10T03:58:00.001-08:00

An infographic with facts about cocaine, such as the fact that it was first used in the 1880s, where it was applied as an anesthetic in eye, nose, and throat operations (it’s still used in “nose operations” I think…); it was used in the soda drink Coca-Cola until 1903, to help create stimulating effects when combined with the caffeine in the soda; a gram of pure cocaine costs from $80 to $100 in the streets; approximately 36.8 million Americans over 12 years old had tried cocaine at least once in their lifetimes. And even more facts:

Facts about cocaine

Via: Pharmacy Technician

Jedi Knight Kid

2010-11-10T03:45:00.001-08:00

What a cute little Jedi Knight kid. Now I’m thinking that someone somewhere has probably named their kids “Jedi Knight” or “Princess Leia” after watching Star Wars (or maybe even “Darth Vader”…). And some people would give everything they own (and their sister) to be that kid. So this is a Win not a Fail. Unless you’re shy and don’t like the fact that you’re photo is in all fail pictures blogs and forums out there.

Funny Dog Picture

2010-11-10T03:34:00.001-08:00

This funny picture reminds of the recent Marmaduke movie. Marmaduke also has trouble going through tiny doors… that are really meant for Carlos, the cat.

Facts About the One Dollar Bill

2010-11-09T02:55:00.001-08:00

Infographic about the life and death of the one dollar bill. There are some interesting facts here: the bills are composed of 25% linen and 75% cotton, and this blend of linen and cotton is why the bills don’t fall apart in the wash the way paper does; it costs the US government 6.4 cents to produce a U.S. bill; there are 16,600,000 $1 bills printed each day, but most are used to replace older bills; a $1 bill usually lasts about 21 months in regular circulation before it is collected by the bank and exchanged by new bills at the Federal Reserve Bank, and then the bill is shredded. Read more below…

Facts about the one dollar bill

Via: Online Finance Degree

Rapist Search Fail

2010-11-09T02:45:00.001-08:00

The rapist search fail picture must be one of the oldest fail pictures around… Notice any similarities between the news guy and the rapist?

Video Surveillance Fail

2010-11-09T02:40:00.001-08:00

This building is well protected with its video surveillance system… unless the burglars decide to enter through the roof… or simply walk by the broken camera…

Facts About Richard Simmons

2010-11-04T12:35:00.001-07:00

And now for something completely different: a list of facts about fitness expert Richard Simmons. Such as the fact that Simmons was born without a full set of bones in his feet (by the way, feet can be funny, did you read the funny facts bout feet in the previous post?); he was born July 12, 1948 in New Orleans, Louisiana; as a youth, Richard Simmons’ weight ballooned to 250 pounds, and by high school, he weighed 300 pounds; he also dabbled in some weird weight loss methods: starvation… vomiting… laxatives… read more about Richard Simmons and his appearances on the TV shows of David Letterman and Howard Stern:

Facts about Richard Simmons infographic

Via: TreadmillReviews.net

Multiple Fails

2010-11-04T12:21:00.001-07:00

Multiple fails in this funny picture. And to think that all started with a simple tattoo fail. I like the “septuple fail” too, lol. And I’m sure I would like the quadruple and the sextuple fails, if only I could read them...

Fire Code Fail

2010-11-04T12:15:00.001-07:00

You should never hang anything from a pipe where there’s a sign saying: “It is against the fire code to hang anything from this pipe”. You don’t want to mess with the fire code, do you? Funny picture via Fail Blog.

Funny Facts About Feet

2010-11-04T12:09:00.001-07:00

Here are 17 funny facts about feet for your amusement. I bet you never thought feet could be this funny, huh? Here’s one: The record for the world’s largest feet belongs to Mathew McGrory who wears size 28 1/2 shoes! (average size is 10 1/2); there is a woman named Madeline Albrecht (no, her name is not the only funny thing about her) who holds the record for most feet sniffed at 5,600; the average person takes 10,000 steps per day; the average woman walks three miles more per day than the average male (this doesn’t surprise me: my wife spends half her day shopping and those corridors are huge); 9 out of 10 women wear shoes that are too small for them (I wish they would do the same with t-shirts); check out the other fun facts about feet in the infographic below.

Facts about feet infographic

Via: Active-Sandals.com

Frisbee Fail

2010-11-04T11:55:00.001-07:00

Don’t you love playing Frisbee with your friends? It’s fun, it's healthy, and if you want more excitement you can always aim at your sister’s face (or at any innocent bystander who happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time). Don’t forget to have your mobile phone ready for the photo! And make sure you flee the scene of the crime before your sister regains consciousness.

Car Painting Win

2010-11-04T11:47:00.001-07:00

Car paintings are getting so real I could swear this car is actually burning! Check out those flames! This is so funny its sad and I’m trying very hard no to laugh but… BuaHaHaHa! Picture via fail blog.

Facts About the Mouth Infographic

2010-11-03T06:53:00.001-07:00

I’m learning a lot today with this “facts about the mouth” infographic. Listen to this: 85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube (and I thought only women with advanced training in adult movies could do this); people whose mouth has a narrow roof are more likely to snore (and I thought the reason why my wife snores was just to irritate me).

More facts: When kissing you can expect to gain 256 colonies of bacteria from your partner (so I’ll think twice before kissing someone again. Or not…); if your mouth was completely dry you would not be able to distinguish the taste of anything (so you better drink something whenever you get the chance to). Learn more interesting facts about the mouth in this infographic.

Facts about the mouth

Via: Dental Hygienist

Package Fail

2010-11-03T06:42:00.001-07:00

A funny package fail. Too bad I don’t know Japanese or whatever that language is. Is that something about how to kick a man when is down, or is it a Phantom toy package? Or maybe a Halloween costume for people who like to dress themselves in orange or yellow? Via Fail Blog (of course).